Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Dr. Manhattan as God: A Thought Experiment

This is a thought experiment I've posed to several of my Christian friends:
Dr. Manhattan is a character from Alan Moore's graphic novel Watchmen. He is a human physicist who developed extraordinary powers after he was involved in a lab accident. Dr. Manhattan has the power to create sentient life, perhaps even life with human-like intelligence. Assume he creates another Earth and another human race to populate it. Assume further that many of his creations become monotheistic and worship him as God.

Now, Dr. Manhattan is not omniscient or omnipotent. Actually, in many ways, he's just another fallible human. He suffers from jealousy, anger, and hate. He can fall in love. He often changes his mind, and sometimes has contradictory interests. Overall, though, he's a pretty decent person.

Are the people on the other Earth right to worship him as their creator?
Everyone I've asked has said no, it's not right to call Dr. Manhattan a god. I continue with the thought experiment:
Suppose the alternate Earth shares a similar history with our own Earth. There are several major world religions, one of which is almost exactly identical to Christianity. There is a holy book similar to the Bible. Their Bible is full of false history, mistaken facts, and bad moral advice. They incorrectly attribute certain characteristics (such as omnipotence) to Dr. Manhattan, who is their God. Some of them perform horrific acts of injustice and use their Bible as a justification. Dr. Manhattan, for whatever reason, doesn't correct their mistakes, and actually rarely interferes in their world at all.
Now are the people on the other Earth right to worship him as their creator?
Again, everyone I've asked has said no, only louder and more vehemently. So on to my final question:
How do you know you are not on that Earth? How do you know your God is not Dr. Manhattan?
I've yet to hear a satisfactory response. Anyone care to offer one?

Thursday, August 5, 2010

You are religious. Get over it.

Facebook trolls are fun:

im not religious...but yes, I do believe in jesus and the teachings of the bible.

It's not just trolls saying this, either: I can't tell you the number of times I've started talking about religion with a Christian only to be interrupted by, "Oh, I'm not religious. I just have a personal relationship with Christ."

Well, I'm not gay. I just like to suck cock.

Seriously, guys. Saying you're not affiliated with a religion does not absolve you of responsibility for the evils that have come out of having certain beliefs. Man up. It's better to admit that wrong has been done in the name of your religion than to try to squirm away from the label entirely. Oh, and if you still insist that the word doesn't apply to you, read the fucking definition.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

It's a Gay New Day

Today, a Californian court slapped down the loathsome and vile piece of legislation known as Proposition 8. Judge Vaughn R. Walker ruled that Prop 8 "fails to advance any rational basis in singling out gay men and lesbians for denial of a marriage license" and that "the evidence shows Proposition 8 does nothing more than enshrine in the California Constitution the notion that opposite-sex couples are superior to same-sex couples".

Well done, Judge Walker. Very well done.


CELEBRATORY GAY ORGIES WOOO

Sunday, August 1, 2010

SSA Conference (Saturday)

I know, it's been over a week since the SSA Con and I still haven't posted anything about the good part of the weekend. Everyone's probably already bored with the topic, but if you're not, stay around! Saturday was amazing.

(This is the third part of a short blog series on the SSA conference; you can read the first two parts here and here.)

The Talks

I don't know what I expected from the talks. Obviously, I went to the conference hoping to learn a thing or two, but I suspected it would be pretty hit-or-miss with the speakers. I needn't have worried. Every speaker was an experienced activist leader and knew which topics would be most useful to student group leaders looking to make their group succeed. I'm only going to cover the highlights here, but rest assured that the other presentations had a lot of great information too.

Lyz Liddell, the Director of Campus Organizing at the SSA, talked about Why Groups Die and How You Can Save Yours. As an officer in a very new group, I am concerned about what will happen to the group when I and all the other original officers graduate. Lyz discussed how to create solid infrastructure for a group to make sure it can survive long after the founders have left campus. I picked up a lot of great tips from the talk, and took note of all the cautionary advice. Critics beware: LIFT will be around for a long time if I have anything to say about it.

Jesse Galef, the Communications Director for the SSA, gave a presentation on How to be a Media Pirate. He talked about how to keep pushing your group into the public eye through newspapers, radio, and television. This is one thing my group hasn't done very well. Jesse's right, though, getting your name out there is a very important part of making your group useful and relevant.

Nate Mauger, a student at Ohio State University and a staff member at SSA, talked about how to interact and cooperate with campus religious groups. I liked this talk a lot because it made me realize how useful and educational working with religious groups can be. For one thing, it can be a great way to address misconceptions about atheists. It can also prevent all of us from making hasty and stereotyped conclusions about the other group. I would like to see LIFT get involved with one or more religious groups on campus this next year.

Debbie Goddard, the campus outreach coordinator at CFI, presented on diversity and why it's important to the freethought movement. She and Greta Christina both stressed the importance of reaching out to women and racial minorities in skepticism, before we end up alienating these groups entirely. I'm going to post more on this at a later time, since I have a lot to say about it.

Finally, there was the keynote speech by Greta Christina. I'm actually not going to talk about her speech here, as it deserves a post on its own. Let's just say that Greta brought up a whole slew of interesting ideas, and I want more space to dissect them in depth.

The People

You might have already picked up that I'm not much of an extrovert. I do fine with one-to-one conversations, but groups of people make me uncomfortable (great quality for a student leader, right?). So I wasn't really expecting to have a great time interacting with the other students at the conference. Again, I was happy to be proven wrong. I spent most of the day hanging out with Mark and the other Purdue people (Jen and Mike), and met Jeff, Hank, and Robbie from the University of Minnesota (those CASH kids are awesome). There were many other great people, of course; I only wish there had been more time to get to know them better!

The day ended with booze, of course, and much hilarity and debauchery ensued. I think that's all that needs to be said. ;)